bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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  • sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

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kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

image

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jackingtonoff:

ALL OF THE FOB MEMBERS TALKING ONSTAGE (◡‿◡✿)

PLAYING NEW FOB SONGS (✿◠‿◠)

TEASING EACH OTHER IN INTERVIEWS (◕‿◕✿)

TALKING ABOUT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

THANKING FANS ON TWITTER ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

2013 FOB (ノ)ノ彡┻━┻

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blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

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hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293)

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jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

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southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

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dirkinabox:

Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

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Saw fall out boy at skate and surf yesterday, it was fucking amazing!

Saw fall out boy at skate and surf yesterday, it was fucking amazing!

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tyleroakley:

I can’t not reblog this.

tyleroakley:

I can’t not reblog this.

(Source: stonerparty)

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